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We’re just here to collect photos and sell them to Sidney University. We’d be willing to split the profits 50/50. So please send as many as you can.

If we happen to come across particularly fascinating couples that are looking for a MFMFMFMFMFMF you may be contacted. A MFMF may also suffice. You must be willing to tolerate amazing oral and/or have your penis inserted into other warm and very wet places. Alternatively, you may notice an intense flickering of a tongue across various parts of your body including especially your clit. A hard cock may be present as well.

Golly gee that’s explicit! Who writes this stuff?! Well, we’re all adults here looking for good times, right? You might be on the wrong site if any of this is offensive.

I’m not sure there’s any point in providing a physical description of ourselves. That’s the photos’ job but I’d say we rate somewhere between a 0 and a 10 on the scale. There’s nothing amazingly remarkable about us. We sound boring but I just don’t feel it yet. We’re neither outgoing or complete recluses. We’re not pros. We’re not amateurs. We’re not out to make friends but it keeps happening accidentally. Keeping minds and options open doesn’t seem like a bad thing.

We can chat for a bit. Who knows where things might lead.