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Did that work? Are they gone? Whew. Ok.

We’re just here to collect photos and sell them to Sidney University. We’d be willing to split the profits 50/50. So please send as many as you can.

If we happen to come across particularly fascinating couples that are looking for a MFMFMFMFMFMF you may be contacted. A MFMF may also suffice. You must be willing to tolerate amazing oral and/or have your penis inserted into other warm and very wet places. Alternatively, you may notice an intense flickering of a tongue across various parts of your body including especially your clit. A hard cock may be present as well.

Fun is mandatory.