I will not engage in lengthy chats or invite to private pics unless you prove you read my entire profile. Don't text like a teenager. Slow Down. Proofread. I will be grading your spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

I made a 22 second music video. I have reached my upload limit. Sorry I can't share. Add oil to my name to karate maneuver connect.

Gawk at me, like me, comment on my body, wink me, chat me, friend me, schedule me, meet me, treat me, oil me, lick me. 
My French accent is tacky and/or sexy. Oui.

I need to chat with BOTH members of the couple. Tell me who is typing and share all exchanged messages and pics with your partner.

It's good when the wife asks if we can do each other's hair, makeup, skin care, paint nails, and pick out each other's clothes. Even better if hubby treats us to a spa day.

It's bad when the husband says, "I want to f()ck you in the a$$" Non negotiable you will be blocked.

I don't get penetrated. Outside play only: windshield wiper, champagne cork popping, hotdog, @$$job, Jackson Pollak painting, bongos, Richard Nixon impersonation, motorboat etc. Being a James Bond villainess is not just for Halloween. I go beyond what's neccessary for discretion. It's an exciting adventure. I'm good at it. Masks are fun.

I travel within Manitoba often. Out of province once or twice a year.

I don't host in my home. I'm a fun guide and party planner for tourists, and locals.

Lastly, Include your favourite male and female singers in your first message to prove you read my profile.