🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♀️ we are upfront and honest with ourselves, with eachother and with you as we continue to familiarize ourselves with the lifestyle and establish a better understanding of our true desires, although this is a learn as we go process, we’ve determined that we’re not interested in single males unless we’ve reached out to you, high pressured bed hopping vibes, low hygiene standards and smokers (though 420 friendly).

Lifestyle virgins, creeping up on our 40’s with the empty nest in clear view… we must have missed the memo, suggesting to wait until our 30’s to start a family, so here we are, middle aged, on the cusp of freedom and curious enough to, at the very least, explore these liberating mid-life opportunities that we’ve only fantasized about…

Trust us when we say, that we understand these early lifestyle days don’t generate the ideal pace or thrill for those of you with experience, but you’ve stuck around this long, so… we’re seeking real, quality, down to earth, new or compassionately understanding couples with similar values to engage in ongoing friendships with, as we continue to explore ourselves and this lifestyle together. We are high school sweethearts, feeling very fortunate to have crossed paths with our soul mates at such a young age and as such, we are approaching this stage of our journey together, with a high level of confidence in our everlasting connection.

Our number one priority is hygiene, cleanliness and overall appeal (mental and physical; we aren’t self indulged, nor do we set unrealistic standards… we just vibe best with those that love this life as we do, while maintaining healthy levels of overall wellness). We have had a great deal of respect for eachother over the past 20 years and hope to meet others who can relate, on similar level of discretion, self care and good intentions.

We truly don’t know what we’re made of outside of this to-date monogamous marriage… but we’re prepared, provided we’ve established a connection, to let you show us 😈

Thanks for checking us out, and we hope you have a pleasurable evening :)