Currently hoping to find a single woman for FMF

*****We are not looking for a single male.*****

If either of you are under the age of 30 please do not message us as we will not answer.

Honestly have no idea how to respond to "winks". So if you want to say hi please do so! 

We only play together.

Please have pictures available either when you message us or on your profile.

We do not and will not play separately.

She likes her bananas peeled.

If you wear a size xs, s, or m you're probably not what we're looking for. She is a bigger girl so we would be more comfortable with a woman who has a similar body type.

We're both pretty quiet  and down to earth people with a quiet predictable life this is our once in a while excitement.

We don't go to clubs or bars ever.

We have two young kids and a puppy so we can't jump up and leave for a night. Planning is a necessity.