I guess we need to put this up front: NO SINGLE MEN. Don't bother messaging, and please quit with the chat requests already!

We're a happy, sexy couple who have been together a long time. We have an amazingly good time in the lifestyle and love same room full swap with at least one other couple. We enjoy parties with lots of sexy couples and clubs like B&B. One on one dates are good too, if the four of us click.

We are both in good shape - physically fit and we like to look good for our playmates. She's a red head with amazing breasts and curves. He's lucky and knows it. We are both non-smokers and prefer non-smokers. We also prefer people within about 12 years of us, give or take.

We're both straight, though she enjoys some FF play, so more bi-situational than anything. Bi-curious seems to be the closest category. He is not freaked out by MM contact or bi guys.

Face pics are available. We like to meet for a drink before playing, or at someplace like B&B.

We reply to all messages, but try to tell us something about yourself and what you are looking for in your message. It's hard to look for chemistry in a nothing message, especially if the profile is just as empty.

Turn ons: well groomed, fairly fit, happy, sexy, experienced couples. A sense of humour. People who want to give us as much fun as we want to give you.

Turn offs: Lame profiles that say nothing about you. Phone speak. No capitals or punctuation - we want to date adults, not pre-schoolers. If you put that little effort into first impressions, we don't get a good feeling about what the second impression will be like. Friend requests before we've even exchanged messages.

Water sports and scat are hard limits. She's not into anal. Neither of us get into role playing. Pretty much anything else - anything - is possible in the spirit of fun and pleasure. Let's play :)

No single men, please. No matter how sexy you think she is or how nice you think your equipment is, you will be blocked and deleted. Don't waste your time and don't waste ours.