[color="#ff00ff"][size="18"]Hello any 'more LIBERAL' Canadian Geese,Ganders,and Yankee Snow Birds,Heading South:

For those Unfuckable Pervs on here....who Beat their Moldy Meat like Needle Dick the Bug Fucker owes them Money.?..Piss OFF,and get a life..

Let's cut the Crap....

If you Thimpk Bald Beavers,Phat Fuckers,and Plastic Puppies are Attrative,? Ha..

Move ON..

OR If you're also too fucking Ashamed of your Fuggly Mugs to post a Pic.?

Go haunt a Barn,or keep the Crows offa Farmer Browns Corn..and leave us alone..

We're a Gaggle of three ...Two long time BFF's..Laid Back,Loverly..Live in Lady Friends,and Me.....'Lucky'

(Plus a few 'of OUR' Local,Hot GF's ,and a few Canadians that still 'Cum and Visit'.}...

We're all Single by 'Choice' ..live ,an CUM To-GET-Her.. ..in Happy Hornamony ...

down Heeya in..the Sunshine State..

Because of all the Phonies,Pandering Peckerheads,Terminal Spinsters,Twittering Twunts,ZZZZZ....and other Psuedo Swingers on here..

As if all that BS wasn't Deep enough,?

 With ALL these Ongoing Tech-{No Solution,it seems} Problems here in Wanna Be Swingers Hell..

Plus 100's of Error Mess,some 404 -Not Found BS,?...and folks not being able to see,find,Or Send Pix..

Hell//we can't even see,OR Send our Own Sensual Smut..

WTF's with That,...EH ?????..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. :>)))

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BTW..We're NOT Looking for Imaginary "So called Cyborg Friends" on here,or Anywhere..

We're Only interested in other REAL,Bright,Quick Witted HAPPY Folks !!

Sooooo;

IF you're still even Remotley Interested {Ya...We'll Bet,..Bi Now,} ..

Half Wittless,and Silly enough to contact we Three after Yee all read Our Profile BOOK..

Sorry....

But This Dissertation was made Nessissary by all the Illiterate,White Trailer Trash Phony Hoaxs,Carpet Baggers,...Snake Oil Salesmen..AND other Tom Foolery type Assholes :>))... ,

Plus all the other Fractured Funkin Fairytales and Mindless Moosechit on here..

IN Two Simple Demonstrative Verbs...??.......'Fucking Hilarious'..

SOOOO,

IF you Enjoyed our Disertation,"..OR Not  {TFB} :>))) ??

.You're Probably jusy the kinda Open Minded,Carasmatic,Horny,Happy Campers we're interested in Speaking to..

and maybe Invited to Play HOOSE With.. eh ..Phfffffft ! :>)))

We'd much Rather 'Speak TO Folks..Than Tapp BS AT THEM'..

Hello Y'all other Incureabley Romantic....Dollies,N Dudes!

So From now on,

"ONLY ON EMAIL"......Or by Carrier Pidgeons ..

Coz this Place Isn't the least bit PRIVATE..OR COOL......At ALL..

the Thought Pooolice in Viagara Falls..READ..ALL YOUR Messages too.

So kindly Send US your Thoughts ,OR NOT.. to US at .. ,

 

We're Only Looking to Ad a Very Few more Sexy,Select,Special ...ADULT Snow Birds to our Winter Flock..of Horny Hosers...

 Unless you'd rather enjoy spending that Ball Bustin Winter in Bum Fuck Manitoba,Viagra Falls,Branford,Barrie,or Baffin Is.}..BRRRR..

Hey Folks.....Straight Biz for a Brief Moment,?

After reading some..Hell Most.... of  BULL-Winkle,and Rockies Moose Chit on here...?

All we three See ?..

Are Straight,Non Caresmatic Children, Exabishionistic Loosers,N  Humpless,Hopeless Hosers..

Most Pretending to be Psuedo Swingers...So they Peep through this Window,and Whack OFF ??

{Get a Life..eh}...

IF..you're Not one of these Pandering Peckerheads ??..

Luckey You....kindly RSVP..by email ONLY..

IF Y'all believe in the Tooth Fairy,Santa,or Jesus,and all the other Fractured Fairy Tales on this Chinese Whore House here..,?

.Then Both The Girls are Deflowered,Defrocked Nuns..I'm 10' tall..and have a Wicked 4' Willie....for all the Unfuckable Terminal Spinsters ,Corn Fed,Super Sized,Food Whores on here ..

We're Good,Danka,Merci....Kindly move along..

Let's cut to the Chase..

WE..don't like VIRGIN WOOL..we all Like Well Fucked Sheep..

Mostly coz They don't Smell,..Swell,or Tell...

We've all been in the 'Alternative "ADULT" Lifestyle' ,since we played Marbles with Moses;

and fucked everyone from a Sex Starved Quaker,..on Plymouth Rock

then those 2 Defrocked ,Naughty Nuns with Bad Habbits,,and  that Coven of Unsatified,Lesbien Mormons...

Honest to YOUR Gawd....No Chit..

Key Word..here being ..."Adult"....'HELLO' !!

Meaning other Mature,Inteligent,..HORNY,HAPPY CAMPERS,THAT ARE ALSO Gregarious ..Puny...and ;

ONLY those whom have enough  Charm,& Personallity ,to Fog up a Fucking Dental Mirror..

From 40's to Who gives a Chit ??......

Age is Irrelevent...Being Bright,Puny,a bit Eccsentric,Sensually Giving,Caring,and Most of all Respectful ;

IS ....Berry Muckin Futch most Relavent...

"It's Not about  the Number of Breaths we take in Life.......

it's all about the Number of Moments that take our Breath Away"..Se Tout !

And having a Great AD-a-DUDE..after all.......the Mind is still the Greatest Sexual Organ..

"BREAKING NEWS".....TO SOME of the Hopeless Mutha Puckers ON HERE !!

Making Love..is also an Art..but just like Great Wine and Brandy..all good things take Time..

So if you're a Needle Dick the Bug Fucker,? just Lookin for a Quicky....Ha..

Bon Chance avec Dat Chaval Chit..

Grab your little Cock Tail Sausage..and Beat it like it Owes ya Muny Huney

We're just here to Cheer..Not to Geer..Anyone..BTW...

You be Too..Or Be Gone..to Gander,Glacier Bay..or Greenland..

Chapter 86..

For those whom are too Concervitive,and Provincial,...

or just too fuckin Fuggly and Ashamed of their own image to Post IT....Hello Hazel..Dah U Babe..

Also For those that couldn't get Lucky on Mr. Eds' Stud Farm..with a Fresh Sack of Oats,and a Bail of Timethy Hay Hay Hey Baby..?

Sorry.......NOT. :>)))

For those 90% of these Faceless Avitars,on here..

...{Not Breaking News to you we're sure..},

whos Part Time Job ,,,,is keeping the Crows offa Farmer Browns' Corn,...Haunting his Barns at Halloween,and Scaring all the Little Children to Death,??

BOO..to you too,Casper

While we're on a roll..

Also Anyone whom Just plain..'FORGITs' ..ta send some Pix..and/or a Nice Note.,with more than 3 Words.....Like ..'How R U ??..

OR.."If we Hear "Tell me more"  One more Fucking Time?? We're gonna Puke..HA.. {after this BOOK,already?},lmao....Daaaah U Dummy....

Kindly Piss OFF..,

As for your Pix,?

Bathing Costumes..or something Sensual /Clothes ON ..are fine for now..as we all know what  Pink Pussies,and Puny Peckers look like BI Now..

We're Much more interested in what's between your Ears First..

coz it that ain't Right,?

You'll be Dinning ..Home Alone Again,...par usual on McPurina,or McTender Vittles Burgers ,and Frog Fries par Usual..

Tout le outra Bon chit oiu ?

We won't care what your Pandering Peckerhead,or Musty Muffin looks like..

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..We Care Much More about....HOW YOU Are. !

Oh Ya..we're not all that Nuckin Futz about Bald Beavers...we all prefer Furry Muffins to Dine on..

{unless you'd like to see all the Old Masters Frameless ,in the Museum of Fine Art as well} ??

..No Muff's too Tough..We Dive at 5....

{usually just after Cock-Tale Hr.,....around 4:20}..

We'll answer Only those few who can both Speak,and Complete a whole sentance in the Queens Proper English,READ..and comply with our Simple Requests on here.....ONCE ;

then ONLY bi Email..apre' sa....

or you'll be Blocked,and Banished to play the Spoons,and Bugger Baby Seals with Goofy in Newfy-land...

Beaucoup Fun aussi Oiu...eh -B-C-D etc.. :>)))

This otta get Rid of the 'Curious ..Children'...the Weaklings..,The Boring..and/or Piss off at least  99% of 'O Canada'....No Prob..eh..

coz we're only looking for Other One Percenters  anyway....

"Quality..Not Quantity" ..IS and has always been our Thang..

Like Our Navy Seals,Delta Force,and U.S. Marines....

'We're also ONLY Looking For a Few more Good ones'..

Semper Fi !!

Tiggy Du..pe Bon Soir to Y'all Few Real Swingers..

(((HUGZ))) from these Hot,(((Steamy))) Swamps..

Rob,Carol,Marie...

when a few other Former Princesses can get ...OUT..and away from their Ogres}. :>)))...

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[color="#ff00ff"][size="18"]Legal WARNING:

Opening Pandoras' Box..may be Fatal..

So Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, or advertising -

You do "Not have MY/OUR Fucking Permission" to use any of Our Profile pictures ,or posts in any form or forum past, current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of Our privacy:

and Will be subject to having your Tiny little NUTZ Sack,Balls ,Head ripped Off,and our Greedy Law Firm..

'Duey,Cheatem,and Howe'...will chit down your neck...Plus other Legal Ramifications Y'all won't like,Ramed up your Perverted Asses.

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