Sydney University and all other institutions (such as ) including pic collectors using this site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from us to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal action.

We're a professional, horny couple who are looking for select females and hung bi males for fun! We are both intelligent, able to hold a conversation and very easy going. 

Please note we are bi, so if that makes you uncomfortable then move along. If your profile says "110% straight, super-straight, laser-straight" or any other euphemism on your staunch sexual orientation then yeah, you're probably not for us.  Again, we are being totally honest and upfront - if this situation does not suit you then there's plenty of other people on this site (whether or not they are legit profiles is another story). 

One of us has severe allergies to weed, so we are not 420 friendly.  

Our Ideal Person 
If you're over 30min away there's a very good chance we have no interest. We prefer people in our area. So even if you meet the criteria we'll probably not have any interest. However, if we email you then it means you might be the exception to the rule..

COUPLES - Sorry, but unless you''re into BBW women please don't contact us. We've been let down too many times by all the judgemental people on this site who expect nothing less than a perfect body. If the first picture you ask for is a body shot then don't contact us.

SINGLE MALES - only contact us if you're at least 8.5" or larger and bi. We won't respond to anything smaller (or straight guys),

SINGLE FEMALES - Ah, the fabled unicorns....we're always happy to chat with all single females. Please feel free to contact us. 

LADIES AND COUPLES - The Mr. was given the perpetual hall pass, so if you want to play give me a ring...

Cheers!