Kia ora! I'm a kinky New Zealander who will be visiting Vancouver and Vancouver Island between December 2024 - January 2025. Until then, I'm on GMT+12 so I may be sleeping when you message 😅

You'll usually find me in the chatroom talking nonsense with the other punters - feel free to say hello or flick me a DM because I love meeting flirty new people! 

I'm a non-smoker and love a nice, cold drink when the occasion warrants. G&T is the drink of choice, when it's not coffee.

I've explored BDSM and enjoy the role of Dominant, especially for cute femme folk. Vanilla is still sexy, but the ice cream factory has so many delicious flavours to sink our teeth into...the brainfreeze is totally worth it!

Please note: regarding my physique, I'm shorter than the average bear (5'3). I'm XL, and I'm a hairy-chested/stomached boy.  If you're so limited in your attractions that you're only into tall, flatbellied smooth-skins, you should probably swipe left.  I love larger/curvier folks and hold no discrimination toward age/size/ethnicity/fetish, as long as you're cute (and you think I am), we should get on like a house on fire.    

Just because I am bi doesn't mean I appreciate dick pics and crass comments in my DMs (or out-of-the-blue invites to your private dick-pic albums...)  I'm a total top in MLM situations, so messages about smashing my booty ain't gonna do it for me.

Obligatory list of common boundries: OK so I've got a few requests after having spent a bit of time on here:  

• "Curious" married men - I'm not interested in secret meetings you're hiding from your wife.

• You and third parties: don't hit me up about underhanded, non-consensual pics you're sharing of your partner/FWB/ex without their permission.  Consent is paramount in this scene - under no circumstances am I interested in receiving, swapping or discussing such images.  This also applies to your private chats/encounters with other users on KS.  I don't give a flying fuck how much it turns you on, I'll report that trash immediately.  

• Other sites/apps/numbers/meets: I don't give these out on a whim, maybe if we've been chatting for a while and you don't seem nuts... but I'm not doing it five messages in!   

• Couples - please let me know to whom I'm speaking with, it helps a lot!

Made it this far? Prove it by dropping me a line with your favourite ice cream flavour!  Otherwise don't mind me, I'm just another drop in the vast ocean of single guys on this site.