NO DICK PICS and NO ONE-LINERS!

Oops, our name is misleading... we're certainly "fun" but we aren't "lifestylers". Our life doesn't centre around this, but we would love occasional or semi-regular fun!

We're looking forward to finding a tasteful couple, guy, or girl that EITHER (or BOTH) of us click well with... we can play ALONE OR TOGETHER. We crave chemistry with real people that love flirting, playfulness, and substance. Playfriends are certainly OK but we prefer ongoing FWB that we can enjoy non-sexual fun with, as well!

US

We have an open physical relationship, so we can play as a couple OR on our own.

We have no interest in compromising our amazing relationship and situation. In fact, like you, we want our playdates to enhance our own love and sex life! Our guy is a bit closer to polyamorous but our relationship is definitely a priority, without question.

We’ve been together almost 10 years and we’re madly in love, best friends, committed parents, keep each other laughing every day, and sometimes work together on her business—usually without killing each other. :) We’re independent thinkers and entrepreneurial spirits, so this lifestyle is a natural extension of our freedom.

We’re both:

- silly, witty, funny, and love to laugh
- playfully bilingual (she's fluent and he's intermediate)
- non-smokers, social drinkers, D&D free, and safe sex
- keep our open lifestyle under wraps, so please be discreet and we’ll do the same for you!

HER

- radiant, charming, energetic, expressive, and colourful... a breath of fresh air!
- young-looking, 5’6”, and a few extra pounds
- beautiful face, medium brown hair, and big bright brown eyes
- full, kissable lips and a radiant smile that lights up the room
- curvy figure and beautiful, full, natural breasts
- sensitive nipples, luscious “lips”, multi-orgasmic, squirter, and responsive body
- jaw trouble means limited oral on guys—sorry! :(
- likes being respectfully dominated
- LOVES light bondage but not into anal or BDSM
- bisexual but fully respectful of straight boundaries

HIM

- curious, clever, charming, stylish, and relaxed
- 6’3”, long slender build with “hockey butt”
- beautiful aqua-green eyes and curly salt & pepper hair
- short stubble (shaves on request) and thin, trimmed body hair
- pierced ears, painted big toenails, and great personal style
- big hands, long fingers, and loves to explore
- heightened senses and ticklish almost everywhere
- average-sized, cut, and V-safe (but safe sex always)
- exploring how much he enjoys power play!
- likes being respectful dom or sub, depending on the mood or person
- bi-curious / bi-situational

LOOKING FOR 

We’d love to “fall in like” with one or two amazing individuals or couples that either or both of us can have playful, real friendships with AND enjoy flirting and sauciness. We can play straight or are happy to explore everyone's bisexual boundaries with the right person, so let us know what you prefer!

We're looking for a great match, so whether you’re a couple or on your own, and whether you're straight, bi-anything, or polyamorous, here’s what we’re looking for:

- GUY that's good looking and mid-20s to late 40s (she's not into 50+)
- GIRL that's beautiful and mid-20s to late-50s
- thin to a few extra pounds with bodies that look real (no implants or beefcakes)
- good personal hygiene and tastefully trimmed
- honest, happy, drama-free relationship (if you’re a couple)
- non-smokers (or fresh-smelling light smokers), disease-free, hard drug-free (420 is OK, although we won't partake)
- confident (but not cocky!) and comfortable with who you are
- respectful and considerate of people’s time, feelings, privacy, and relationships
- something other than a dick pic for your main photo (really?! are you f*cking serious?!)

Please be free of heartache and ulterior motives, rock-solid in your relationship (if you're in one), and wouldn't get bent out of shape if things had to stop for some reason. And if you strut around thinking you’re an unemployed porn star or god’s gift to women, then keep lookin', Chachi.

If you're attached, please make sure you have VERIFIABLE permission.

CONTACTING US

If they’re not already in your profile, please send recent, good-quality photos of your face and body, even if clothed.

Si vous preferez nous contacter en francais, allez-y! :)