It’s been a slice - Just a heads up to those that we’ve ‘chatted’ with here. After more than a month hanging out here we are likely not going to continue our ‘Gold’ status when it comes due this week. In that time I’ve spent a TON of time ‘chatting’, answering comments, uploading pics/videos. But at the end of it all, we haven’t even managed a single ‘meet n greet’. Just one no-show. I am not here to chat. Not here to get compliments and def not here to talk dirty (get enough of that on my porn channel). We’re here to have some fun (party and play).

. but it just hasn’t worked out. Anyway, thanks for all the kind words/likes on our pics and vids etc.. Always appreciated. I do wish everyone all the best and I will drop by and use up my 3 daily messages when I can. In the meantime, I will still answer messages/comments for the next 3 days.

XOXOXOXO

Tanya

PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE PROFILE -THANKS

NOTE - Since everyone seems to ask, we don't use (removed) We also don't share personal contact info of any kind until we've met peeps in person. I get well over a dozen messages a day on this site alone asking for contact info (removed)  If I did share it? I'd get nothing done during the day LOL 

Seems sad that I even have to write this.. but...

1.  If you just want to look at pics/vids? Not serious about meeting? I have a porn channel with a LOT more than is here. Hit me up, can share so you can get off. 
2. Not vaccinated? Well, then U can't do a meet n greet at the pub. So it's a bit of a non-starter. Oh and I work in a long term care home. So don't even start with me.
3. Can't read? Please do read this before starting a convo. It will help a TON towards ever being with me. 

Summer/Fall 2021 - Back on the hunt for new playmates... We always do a meet and greet at the local pub first to see if there's some chemistry. Do you have what it takes?

Bonus for Gamers - we love playin while chillin
Bonus for local - really want a regular FWB
Bonus if U like to party - we sure do...

IMPORTANT - if you have a boat or a pickup truck, U go to the front of the list lol. She has a bucket list fantasy about those...

About Us - We’re a TON of fun in and out of the bedroom. Don’t be shy.

We're here looking for some great new friends. You know; FWB. Actual friend with benefits. It might be a new boy toy, a couple... or even a Unicorn (do they actually exist?). We do play on the first date sometimes, but mostly prefer to meet n' greet for drinks first. We're a little picky, we like to have some chemistry.

Are you local? We have our still at home, (during the late afternoon/evening) but if U spring for the hotel, we'll def cum by and see U. We can often find alone time at home, and we also play outdoors in the summer.

We're all about attraction and chemistry. Body and dick pics aren't really our thing. Please do send pics with faces as that's important. Worried about someone you know seeing it? Don't be. Cause if they're here... well... how in the hell can anyone say anything? Be sexy and proud!!

We have a TON of pics, including many, many, face pics. Show us yours!

NOTE 1;; if you're going to message us via IM or profile don't start with crap like "I want to do this/that to you" "Does you like anal" "want to eat your pussy" .. etc... How about being civil first? Maybe "Hi" would be a good start? Nothing hot about rude people... ok? I get dirty talk all the time on my porn channel. Not a fan of it IRL until I know someone better. 


NOTE 2; ; FELLAS - listen, the Mr being Bi doesn't mean U have to be. In fact, mo[r[removed]he guys we play with aren't, so we respect the boundaries. [r[removed]mpl[r[r[removed]removed]r[removed[r[removed]ved][r[removed]oved]hat are into it.. ok? So don't freak out LOL

NOTE 3; if you're going to message us, please a face pic. As I likes to say, "I know what a dick looks like" - and at the end of the day, it's more important to what's attached to that dick - ya know?

NOTE 4; if you're a non-drinker, it might not work out. We prefer to party a bit before play time. It's a bit too mechanical without that.

To recap;

Be civil, friends first is more important.
Don't be rude or needy
You don't have to be bi
Send a face pic or two
We always do a meet n greet first. We don't just fuk anybody
We prefer under 45 (unless U look young if older)

My Ideal Person - While we don't mind finding a new boy-toy for me, I also miss being with another woman and would love to find a lady for 3-some fun. As for men, bi is a bonus. It's always about chemistry so that comes first.

As mentioned, we’re really looking for FWBs, not just a "cum and go" meet up. Sure, that does happen a lot, but FWB situation goes to the front of the line. We love to get together for drinks, have some fun… and if something happens, it happens. If not? It’s great to just hang out with likeminded folks. If you just want to get together right away and fuck? We’re likely not for you. We’re a party baby!!

MEN – don’t let the ‘BI’ thing with the hubby scare you… if you’re not into it, there’s no worries there.

Age isn’t a big deal… attraction and chemistry is. That being said, we generally prefer under 45.

We also looking for a person or persons that is interested in making some videos with us.

Thanks... hope to talk soon