READ THE WHOLE PROFILE.  If you don't, it will be obvious and, YOU WILL BE TOLD TO FUCK OFF.  

LOOKING FOR: An honest, intelligent, straight man.  Ideally, you are someone that we would enjoy hanging out with, with the added bonus of enjoying some clothing optional activities.

You will need a face pic in addition to your dick pics to get my attention.  If all you have are dick pics, don't bother messaging.  Showing your dick is not enough effort to actually interest Talia.  You realize we are in a field of dicks?  There are tons of men here. If all it took was a dick pic and nothing else, they would all be getting laid, yourself included.

Looking for a man for a threesome, and sometimes just one on one.  The main focus is me, Talia.  I want to experience two mouths on me, hands, and penises, all over and in my body.

I want you to fuck me while he watches.  I want you to suck and nibble on my clit until you give me an orgasm like never before.  Are you the kind of man that loves to find his face covered with nectar?

I want you to take turns fucking me, while I suck you.  One of you taking over after the other has cum, so that I am always with a cock inside me.

Does this sound like a fantasy you're willing to help fulfill?  This is just one of many fantasies I want to explore.

You still have to impress me. 

CONDOMS ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE.  Don't even bother asking.  If you try going bareback, you will wish you hadn't.  I defend myself, VIOLENTLY, and will use whatever is around as a weapon.  So try bareback, and whatever happens to your cock or you is on you.  THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

I AM NOT interested in cam sex, sexting, online sex.  The goal is to live out a fantasy in person, not act one out, or watch one, on cam.  That's fine if that's what you're looking for; you just won't find it here.  If you still try, you will be responded to harshly, and then blocked.  No second chances.

Some pointers:

1. An ungroomed cock is not sexy, it's a HUGE turn off. Laziness is a turn off.  If you can line up your beard, you can trim your pubes. Even if you like bush, it doesn't mean you don't have to trim or maintain it.  If you manage to get me in a room and you haven't manscaped, I will leave without saying another word.

2. It doesn't matter how amazing YOU think your cock, face, or body is. You still have to put in some effort in conversation. Write an actual message. There is nothing special or extraordinary about your cock, or your face, or your body, that any one of them alone, or even all three of them together, would be enough to garner any interest from me without any further effort from you.

3. Points 1 and 2 are perfect examples of this next point: LAZINESS.

If you are too lazy to write a profile, and too lazy to write a proper message, and too lazy to try to engage me in conversation, and too lazy to even consider doing the bare minimum to get what you want, what kind of a lover do you think I think you'll be? You noting a theme here?  Lazy and selfish.

Now you might be fantastic, but no one will ever know because if you're only putting in the absolute bare minimum to even catch my attention, I am pretty positive you're barely a 5 stroke champion and I won't even be lukewarm. Thanks, but no, thanks. I don't need to do more than breathe for that experience.

4.  This really should be number 1.  I am doing this so that I can have fun and get off.  You having fun is a happy by-product of me having fun.  If you make sure that I am pleased and having a good time, trust me, I will return the favour, over and over.

What this means for you:  Talia is not looking to downgrade or do charity work.  If you aren't good at oral, don't like paying attention to the clit, or aren't focused on making sure I have mind blowing orgasms, then keep moving, I am not the woman you are looking for.  Give me great orgasms though, and I promise you I will return the favour in kind.

Not interested in being your jerk off material, blank profiles or people without pics, pic collectors, time wasters, rude people, flakes, wishy washy people, dishonesty, game players.

I prefer up front honesty.  "Cute" lies, or "massaging" the truth doesn't fly with me, and is a HUGE TURN OFF.

I give as good, or as bad (often worse) than I get.  Politeness and intelligent, witty conversation will be met in kind.  Anything less is an indication that anything goes, and will be so returned; you have been warned.

Please DO NOT invite me to chat via .  You will be redirected to the contents of the first line of this profile if you do and ruin any chance you might have had.