I am a ginger... I have no soul

My curtains and carpet don't match the carpet gets ripped up and waxed

I have an unopened collection of Legos and hot wheels

I call in cream rinse not conditioner

I love the smell of vanilla, apple pie, fresh laundry

I own nerf & water guns

I am a very heart felt person who reads people well

I am a superhero, I also impersonate other great superheros

I need the toilet paper to to come from the top of the roll, if I'm at your house and it goes under... I'll switch it and deny it

I always have moist towelettes on hand... You never know when you will be in a sticky situation