We are the atheist, polyamorous, sex positive, liberal-minded, gun-control freaks your mother forgot to warn you about...mostly as she passed out after reading "atheist".

Thanks to our open social media profiles, we have unwittingly become coaches about the ethical non-monogamy and polyamorous lifestyle. Mr, a sex blogger and published novelist (erotica, sci-fi, horror) for ten years now, and Mrs co-host Polytix Podcast.

We are a witty and tech-savvy open couple exploring the Toronto swinging and poly scenes. Laura is a geeky bi girl that runs our websites and her own tech projects. She is a MILF in its purest definition. In this a few years now, and still learning how to get her kink on. CP is a published erotic novelist (sixth novel coming out late 2018 or early 2019 on Kindle), sex-blogger (according to Molly's Daily Kiss, he's in the top-ten English speaking sex blogs worldwide), geek-lite, bi-friendly and v-safe...this truly is research. He came out of researching BDSM and wandered into the swinging lifestyle with some light kink in his step. 

In essence, we are quacks gone to the dogs (bonus points if you get the reference without the mystical search engines ...or wait, is that doggin? O_o

The particulars: Due to allergies, we are NOT 420 friendly. We are fully poly and Mrs has a regular bf so, thank you for your interest, but we are not looking to meet single men at this time.