Our deal: Madam is Sir's slut, and loves to do what - or whom - he tells her to do. Sir wants to try a nice dick for himself at least once, and is in no hurry. We are looking for straight hubby/bi wife, and bi hubby/biwife, and bi single women. (Bi single men? Unsure. It will depend on who you are and how you approach us.)

Our offer: we are well-seasoned lovers with a great deal of experience and talent. We have a few extra pounds on us - we love good food and good wine - and we are very atrractive. Madams's ass and tits are divine. Sir is really fucking handsome. We aren't looking for perfectly sculpted bodies. We ARE looking for genuine physical attraction, so if your picture doesn't do it for us, we'll tell you - we expect you'll do the same. We are well-travelled, well-educated, and love good conversation (i.e. no sports) and fine comestibles of all types - maybe including you!

We are professionals with careers and a family, so we promise - and we expect - discretion, respect etc., etc., all the basic adult human competencies.

And we love - love - great sex.