Please no single males. 

How did I end up with an incredibly hot blonde half my age? I am older (and wiser) with a long (sic) and varied sexual experience. One thing I've learned is that women are generally more adventurous than men. My partner is the hottest MILF I've ever met with an insatiable sexual curiosity and helping her satisfy her desires keeps me young and hard. She just got a new set of lovely breasts that are her pride and joy (I'm still arguing that her best assets are her eyes, lips, legs, and/or ass). She wants to show off her new tits and her newfound sexual confidence. We both are bisexual/bicurious and up (sic) for anything. We are new to the swinger scene but are pretty fast learners.