I am looking to meet open minded people who absolutely don't take themselves too seriously. The people I'm most attracted to are those who are so smart they've gone past the genius threshold and are now ridiculously dumb again. THAT will get my attention.

My entire libido rides on whether or not I'm entertained. ADHD's a bitch. Femdom, anyone...?

Finally have started checking out the local spicy clubs after a long haitus after having a child. We are aiming to go once a month.

If you're into creativity in any way, I'm your woman.

I need an intellectual connection to take it to the bedroom. My husband follows - he's my ride or die. He'll follow me down whatever rabbit hole I want to go down.

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An ode to my husband, let me count the ways..... Ladies, listen up.

He goes by TitanicMicroPenis69. You're going to want to get on this sub, ladies...! He'll fucking DESTROY you. He'll leave you breathless!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Get ready to experience the most average fucking penis you have ever witnessed! The reviews are IN, and they.... are.... AVERAGE!

"It didn't hurt, which is a plus. I also got a nice dinner. 7/10, would bang again if I was bored."

"I can't say I've ever been soaked by such a hot, inoffensive penis before while getting a massage, drinking wine and watching the bachelorette. Can't complain."

"He'll rock your world..... Maybe." --his wife

Aren't you all fucking tired of the huge, tyrannical, unhinged, ridiculous, 74" cocks in your face all the time? ThunderCock1999? BlueWhaleBalls1337? Look elsewhere!

C'mon... Who doesn't like white bread. Vanilla ice cream. Saltine crackers. He's the gluten of dicks.... He's in freaking everything. And celiac disease fucking sucks, amirite ladies?

All aboard!