Please read my entire profile before sending a message. I’ve taken the time to write the below and I expect you to take the time to read it prior to messaging. I don’t like time wasters.

Who? I’m looking for couples, single men, single women, or partnered men whose partners are aware and happy to share. No judgment toward those in complicated situations, but I am uncomfortable being “the other woman”. If you’re sneaking around behind someone’s back, I’m not interested. No drama! In addition to that basic requirement, I am picky about who I play with - more on that later. 

What? NSA sexy fun with a fit, attractive woman who loves to ride a hard cock, has great sexual energy, and enjoys oral (giving and receiving). My body is healthy and responds very well when treated well!

Where? Somewhere within a 15 minute drive of me (Welland). If you can host within that radius, fabulous! Otherwise, you will need to pay for a room (I can give you motel suggestions).

When? 7:15-8:45pm Tuesday or Thursday evening (With drive time, that means I leave my place at 7 and I’m home by 9. This is what works for my life currently and is not negotiable.) If you are further than 15 minutes away and don't mind driving this way and getting a room for us, that would work as well.

Why? I have a high sex drive and feel my best when I get a cock in me every few days. I have a regular play partner who meets my needs (and then some!) on weekends, but when I get that urge during the week I need someone who can help me out with that. I prefer a regular FWB rather than a one night stand.

How? You can message me with a brief description of your situation (single/couple/partnered man), where we could meet, and details about what you bring to the table. Note that I can’t see 18+ pics on your profile because I am not a paying member, but feel free to send pics with your message. Please also include your contact info (the app that sounds like what soccer players do with a ball is preferred). If I like what I see on your profile and in your message, I’ll reach out to you there and share face pics. I have a busy life, so it might take a while until you hear from me. If we connect via text, the next step is to meet to chat over coffee/tea. And no, not in your car, in public. And weekends are an option for this meeting only. I can tell from the first 5 minutes in person whether we will click and much prefer that over spending precious time texting and still not being sure of compatibility. I don’t play on the first meetup, but if I’m interested I’d like to kiss and maybe get a sense of the goods, if you KWIM.

Like I said, I am picky (because I know my worth!), and I don’t apologize for that. Here is what I’m looking for.

You (or the male part of a couple) must be able to get and stay hard long enough for me to cum and squirt several times before you cum! I also enjoy girl-girl time with a sexy woman very much.

Hygienic, non-smoker, good teeth, healthy and reasonably fit, respectful, punctual, reliable. Not too hairy, trimmed below the belt, and very well-groomed if you have facial hair. I require a condom until trust is earned and proof of a recent clean test is shared. I get tested regularly and expect the same.

If you message, please start with the word “pineapples” to get fast tracked to the top of my “to read” list as I will know you read my profile.

You must be willing to adjust your technique based on my preferences when I tell you what I want or don’t want. For example, I love to have my nipples sucked but if you’re too gentle or too rough, it’s not gonna work for me. So I’ll tell you when I want more or less and you will need to listen.