Me: Open minded, curvy, brown skin, interested in your fantasies, turned on by intelligent dominance and creativity (in the bedroom and otherwise!), in a committed relationship with parameters for play with women and couples, potentially the unicorn you've been looking for.

You: A woman or couple, interested in my fantasies, respectful of boundaries, maintains humour, kindness, kinkyness, and realistic expectations, can tell at least one dirty joke and make a great cocktail.
 

No single men please!