I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people.

Perally, I like to go out to bars, museums, clubs, restaurants, malls, etc. I like to have a good time wherever I am and I love to laugh and make others laugh. In my time alone I enjoy reading, staying fit, and music. I love to cook at home, and try new things while occasionally drinking on occasions and vacations. I was once trained by a massage the. I am hung like a hamster.

If you're the type who just looks at pictures to decide who you will talk to, that's great; I can be just as one-dimensional as you. If you actually read profiles that's cool, too; I love conversation.

Please don't waste my time if you're still "figuring out what you want" or any of that BS. You need to know you want me and be up front if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and I hope you are, too.

I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like Rihanna as much as I do Led Zeppelin, however I hate most country music.

My two favorite movies are...
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. Finding Nemo

If you don't need a drunken night of karaoke to loosen up and have a light sense of humor then we might get along. My ideal is someone who can be happy wrapping up in a blanket and watching X Files. No one is perfect and everyone has their flaws, and although it can be fun I'm not on here to judge people. You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

I'm on here to meet new people and friends.

Now that I weeded out the flakes...
Most of the above is BS.

I'm a great guy, good and loyal friend, and passionate lover. Life's too damn short to be unhappy.

You must be (hard) drug and disease free.

You also must be:
- non or light smoker
- non or light drinker
- into sex and intimacy and up for new experiences

Hedonism is a school of thought that argues that the pursuit of pleasure and intrinsic goods are the primary or most important goals of human life. If not for pleasure, what's the point of being on here?

Closer by Nine Inch Nails, Bad Touch and Juice Newton are my jams.