just a quick note - we're going through a really busy time right now and haven't responded to anyone properly.  nor do we have time to actually DO anything.  not fun.  anyway we will be back!

We are a couple vehemently opposed to having fun.  Please do not contact us if you want to have fun.  Tax codes, Vogon poetry, the standard model of quantum physics, the political situation in Catalan, THESE are the things we joined a swingers site for.  No fun and definitely no sex.

The wife is a flirtatious outgoing Leo (Lion, get it????), and the husband is skittish Monkey (born in the year of the Monkey).  He's a lot of fun but needs a little TLC to get him to open up.

We've recently decided to move back to soft-swap.  If we only "ping" you, it's because we haven't paid for a membership - too expensive.  We can't initiate conversations - but we will respond to your email if you send us one.