Hey all we're a long time swing clubbing couple that have tried the couple for couple lifestyle, and right now it's not for us. What we are looking for is one or two SINGLE MEN to become ONGOING FWB friends with.

This is where it gets good.

We're looking for men who have similar interests as us, and would occasionally like to be a third in the bedroom. This means that for all of us it's a comfortable NSA sex-fest when it moves that way, but other times it's board games, cars, and other nerdy . Not big sports fans here. sorry. You wanna work on a car together, We got you fam.

What does single mean? Well for us it means that you either have no ongoing relationships, or have a verifiable open relationship. that means communication with your other. There won't be play for your other half here with our male though.

Who are we?

We are a married couple in our mid forties with a few extra pounds and a very full life. We're both professionals, and require discretion. We're nerds, and family folks at heart with a kinky side. We're into the traditional nerd avenues, Disney, star wars, board games, Lego, cars, camping, marvel etc etc. Like most gen Xer's we love music from all over the place. The 90's rock stuff, the HIP, new pop, and rock, plus a little country here and there.

If we don't respond right away see above for the full life. We're looking for friends, not romantic interests. That means you might not get a reply until later in the evening when we move into texting, and messages. Messages will be in a three way format for the first little while. This is our preference. Everything above board. Particularly for safety.

We don't have KILK, Snap, Crackle, or Pop. PM and texting is how we roll.

Who do you need to be?

Well, yourself honestly. She likes comfy men, kept facial hair is a bonus. Don't worry about your willie size, not particularly important. If you're hung, GREAT! He'll love to watch. If you're not hung GREAT! He'll love to watch.

Clean! hygiene is a must.

You need to be D&D free, with the exception of some holistic recreational pharmaceuticals. (pot, and occasional shrooms is okay. Harder, and we are out)

You must be heteroflexible at a minimum. That means the willies may touch. DVP is impossible without it. You may be guided into port by a boy, or accidentally licked by a boy down there. Hell you might even get a boys seminal fluid on you! If that turns you off, this isn't the couple for you.

We should have outside bedroom connection. AKA friends before benefits. Your first meet probably wont end in the sack, not that it'll be long if we click, but you know...

If you can host the first couple of "dates" that would be really good as well. Eventually we'll host, but there's other wee folks here that we have to look out for.

If you think you're our new BFF, reach out. send us a message, and we'll start from there.