He's 50, straight, 6'4" tall and rides a desk. He's the chatty, outgoing one, and is thrilled to chat with you about anything from the Buffalo Bills to Giraffes to Insurance Policies and anything in between.

She's 46, 5'8, mostly straight but can go with the flow, and also rides a desk. She's much more quiet and reserved, but don't let that fool you.

What are we looking for? Good question. We're relatively new to the LS. We're on relationship 2.0 and are embracing all that life has to offer (within reason). We've been to Desire multiple times, along with Oasis and M4, but just to play with each other. We're looking to expand on that in a discreet manner. Honestly... Board games and naughty playtime somewhere sounds awesome.

So if you want to hang out with us, be aware that we're friendly, but probably scared and a little bit shy. Hell, get him in the right mood and he'll likely start giggling like a school girl.

Otherwise, we really are non-threatening, non-fattening and genuinely looking to get to know people. We're looking for FRIENDS first (although absolutely with benefits.) Reach out and say hi!