Hello! About me... OH shit! 

Im 5"9', very fit, very well dressed, retardedly polite and ridiculously respectful of others... also very Irish by the way. sometimes to my detriment, but it's my personality. I am very well groomed and completely healthy/STD free. Must be the same to play! 

I am very comfortable in awkward situations and can carry a conversation where others seem to clam up.  I'm 35, but still get ID'd on a daily basis. I spent 6 1/2 years in a crazy relationship with a  Bi - Russian girl. A lot of fun stories. I can never go back to straight vanilla ever again. For 3 years I had two girls sleeping in my bed, almost got routine! 

Im open for anything... couples, singles, groups, fetish... Surprise me! I have a habit of not saying no a lot! I've yet to find a line I'm not willing to cross. I want to be excited! The more the better, as long as everyone is comfortable.

My ideal situation is to find a partner in crime. A hot girl who can dive head first down the rabbit hole with me... do it together!

 Whether its as a couple, or as partners in crime. Just looking to make life interesting again! Friggin vanilla makes me want to blow my brains out! I am really looking for a girl willing to try out a few of these 'swingers clubs' around Vancouver. Don't want to go there alone, thus the 'partner in crime'. 

My name is Curtis by the way.

I am more than willing to give out my number, but only to 'real' people. I hate pretenders and wasters of time!