I'm  bi-situational and I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives (I'm pretty normal actually). I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? Way too easy to just lie here.So, why not start with the real stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I love cheese, cheese from all over, I can’t kill a fly and I love my cat,  I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magical, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out and thinking of you. Yes, you.Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure? Are you romantic and like to cuddle? Me too.Oh yeah, Willing to Lie About How We Met. Like maybe, We Met At The Library or the bar … : )