Slightly anti-social, introverted yet witty and can make you laugh. No kids but we make excellent "cool uncle/aunt" candidates

We suck at Karaoke but we can sing it on road trips!

🙅‍♂️No Heavy drinkers / Heavy drug users. 

We are looking for people interested in the less conventional. If you're ambitious and want to retire young and somewhere warm, we want to meet you! Open to everyone 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️