We are a fun loving couple with experience in the lifestyle. We are looking to meet people who we can be friends with both in and out of the bedroom.   We tend to look for lifestyle friends first with a select few evolving into trusted playmates.   If you are looking for someone to hook up with this weekend we are probably not what you are looking for. 

We are a full swap/soft swap couple and consider ourselves "polyish" meaning we aren't afraid of sharing emotions with our partners.   A night of kissing,  cuddling,  and lots of forplay along with building passion and desire best describes an ongoing experience with us.  We love each other and our amazing sex life.  We only play together.

We accept and respect all playmates and thier sexuality and identities.  If you contact us please make sure that the female half is bisexual as our play always starts with the ladies first.

We are a professional happily married couple who are passionately in love.  We are not looking to fix anything just include you in some fun and memorable experiences.  Respect and discretion are a must.

She is cute, curvy and cuddly.  You will often find her on an adventure in the great outdoors.   Her hobbies include kayaking, hiking, and plotting our next adventure. Her shoe rack contains more Blundstones and sandals than heels.  She loves to snuggle up and watch funny movies especially if it includes a second pair of boobs!  Her favorite way to spend the day in bed involves unlocking her tickle trunk!?!?

He's a star wars/zombie geek trapped inside of a big warm and cuddly super cool guys body but for some reason he is always watching cheesy hallmark movies and singing along to love songs.  He gives the best massages and you will often find him in the toy section of whatever store he is in and his shoe rack contains more crocs than loafers. 

We look forward to playtime but it is only a glimpse of who we are as we don't define ourselves by the lifestyle.  We prefer quality over quantity and we are willing to be patient with new partners. Our moto is we play at the speed of the slowest player.

Please don't contact us if you don't have pictures in your profile.   We are both curvy with mom/dad bods and tattooed, we're not Ken and Barbie nor do we expect you to be.  But let's face it there has to be some physical sparks along with the ability to carry on a conversation.   As Mr identifies as demisexual mental stimulation is just as important to us and more appreciated than most of the physical assets you have in your profile pics.  Ultimately we aren't just about looks as personality and hygiene are at the top of our lists. One of our biggest turn ons is a good sense of humor as we like to have fun with our partners both in and out of the bedroom.

Ideally we prefer to find a couple or female who we can trust and form an ongoing relationship on a regular basis as we are not into random swaps or bed hoppers.  

We prefer to set up group chats so everyone can openly communicate.  If we feel that there is a connection we will make the time for a casual get together so we can meet in person and get to know each other better and see if everyone is equally attracted and on board before we take things further. 

If you are still reading pay close attention to the rest.

Automatic bonus points if you know what happened on November 5th 1955?  Not only will it show us you actually read our profile it will also guarantee you a reply. 

EXCEPTIONS TO THE BONUS. 

IF YOU ASK US TO PLAY SEPARATELY YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

IF YOU ARE A COUPLE AND THE FEMALE HALF IS FOR SOME REASON NOT AVAILABLE TO TALK OR MEET IN PERSON YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 

NO SINGLE GUYS IF WE ARE INTERESTED WE KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU.  IF YOU CONTACT US YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

NO MALE HALF OF COUPLES LOOKING TO GET TO KNOW US SO THEY CAN CONVINCE THEIR PARTNER TO PLAY.  YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.