This is a couples account

We are looking for good old fashioned pervy friendship

But open to possibilities

WE ONLY PLAY TOGETHER

Applications being taken for ongoing exclusive Girlfriend or additional couple for FWB.

Quiz time :

Kitkat or Mr Big.?
If you answered Mr Big ..Thank you for your time but this is where we part company!!

Do you enjoy listening to Ace of base or kajagoogoo (to shy shy) ?
Trick question they both are awesome!

Do you enjoy porn and often suffer from remorse,thinking it’s just going to be a quick one off the wrist ..and end up wishing you had used lube?

Do you Dutch oven yourself ?

Are you cool to talk about watersports..?

Do you want to have your life enriched by pure wonderfulness ?

If you answered yes to the last three above then ...KEEP READING ....There's more:

Attractive, active, harmless as long as fed and watered, house trained but accidents do happen Man and Woman !

If you have an interest in not being lame and enjoy porn and kinky stuff, being objectified and sitting about in the company of a sexy milf and a dad bod cool dream boat we want to hear from you !

He can be an unfunny prick, but she's an absolute delight to be around .

fun and positive couple with variety

of interests.

Don't delay contact us today !

Think we are full of it ... just look at these testimonials !!

LB MB from KTown, "these people are so nice and did not give me an Amazon gift card for writing this”
KD from Woodstock, " one word ..really the nicest most wonderful people you could ever want to meet ever"
G^A from Belarus, "7l^'K"
C,BW from Clayton NY, "the cologne is a bit strong..what’s he trying to hide"
TB,AB from Seeley's bay, "I owe him a bungee cord “
from Inverary,"She’s nice but he’s an obnoxious wanker"
from Massena NY “ I ate a crayon and now my poop is purple”
from Brockville ON “I think the dude took my wife’s panties out of the laundry basket”

If we sound like a couple that you would like to get to know, please feel free to send us an email.

Spaces are limited and filling up fast !!!

Keep having fun and stay safe : )

.. looking for the quintessential FWB. 

Him uncut, her butterfly vagina. 

Thanks for reading and keep having fun. 

Peace and love