How to spot a swingers house

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well shit...ever since the pineapple fell off and landed upside down we have had a steady stream of ppl knocking at the door...we just pretended not to be in coz we taught they were Jehovah's witnesses!!   

The Pineapple seems to be the most prevelant signifier. In one community inside a larger city, they open their garage door one foot to identify swingers reside there. But still.... how do you go ring a doorbell and ask? lol

leave a note inviting them over for wine and cheese, then cut a few pieces of cheese in a provocative shape and see what happens 

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The Pineapple seems to be the most prevelant signifier. In one community inside a larger city, they open their garage door one foot to identify swingers reside there. But still.... how do you go ring a doorbell and ask? lol

Uh oh...I used to leave the garage door open a bit because I wanted airflow and not reek of the grass I was smoking....

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The Pineapple seems to be the most prevelant signifier. In one community inside a larger city, they open their garage door one foot to identify swingers reside there. But still.... how do you go ring a doorbell and ask? lol

And what if you leave it open at night? Who wants raccoons or mice in their garage?

leaving the garage door open a foot in most areas will result in vermin...the 2 legged ones that steal shit. times have changed...maybe we should create a new "sign"....

Having wondered this question before... I have in the past, met and seen pictures of people online (here and other sites), read their writings about their horny exploits, but then asked the question in chatrooms only to be yelled at "no, do not approach, if we wanted to meet, we would approach you".. despite one's love for sex, this site and others have pounded into me the phrase, "Just because we like sex a lot, doesn't mean we will have it with anyone that knocks on our door".. 'tis a shame, really.. as I read in the chatroom all the time, people complaining about lack of playtime, someone will say 'pick me, pick me' and the response is always 'nah, i'm good'.. in an ideal world, everyone would have a indicator gauge on their body that you could check when they see you...